i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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