omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Of course I have a pirate flag
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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