I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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