Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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