Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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