Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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