elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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