i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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