Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Never joke about your clitoris.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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