god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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