I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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