belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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