Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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