i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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