I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
