lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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