i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
They are going to name an STD after you.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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