1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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