it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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