So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
