Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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