we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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