It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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