I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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