bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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