OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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