I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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