Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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