Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
