We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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