Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
