This dress was meant to end up on your floor
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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