I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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