The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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