The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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