I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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