ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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