we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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