have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My vagina is very pro this idea
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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