I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
