I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
