Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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