I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
