I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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