I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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