let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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