So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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