I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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