3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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