Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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