Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
its not stalking. its research.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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