K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Rumble strips road head = magical
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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