I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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