She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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