Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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