I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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