She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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