And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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