can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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